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Old 10-21-2002, 07:47 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Oh, shit! I just remembered a huge one. Maybe not necessarily freaky as it is disgusting and just plain vulgar, but still: Freddy Got Fingered.

Hmm, let me see... masturbating a horse's erect penis; watching that same horse mount another horse while excitedly shoving a cheese sandwich in your mouth; gutting a dead dear and then prancing around in its skin; licking another person's bone that has protruded completely through the skin, broken; beating a paralyzed woman on the shins with a cane; cutting an umbilical cord by biting through it, and then swinging the new-born around by the umbilical cord while it's still attached; saying your father molested your brother; and to top it off, jerking off an elephant until it ejaculates all over the place.

There was also the running gag with the kid getting graphically hurt in some painfully funny way (the baseball to the teeth wasn't very pleasant).
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