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DavidLaman · 11-11-2002, 11:31 AM

You just paid a horrifying sum for a movie ticket (you nix the concession goodies because you're tapped). You're already hyperventilating from practically being robbed at the box office and going hungry, so the following sights and sounds might finish you off ...

Someone lumbers into the theater with a baby.

Someone with a megaphone voice answers his cell phone before the lights go down and says, "Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. I'll talk you out of it, no matter how long it takes."

A group of unchaperoned kids and, or, teens files into the theater. (These monsters always remain silent during the ads and trailers. Once the feature begins, all hell breaks loose. Count on it.)

Someone lugs a baby and a toddler into the theater.

Someone enters the theater with a baby, two toddlers, a hyper kid and a chattering teen with Attention Deficit Disorder. This person gives the teen the baby and a cell phone, says, "I trust you will take care of your brothers and sisters," and then leaves the theater.

ENJOY YOUR MOVIE.

11-11-2002, 11:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
DavidLaman Supporting Actor Join Date: Nov 2002	Horrifying Multiplex Sights and Sounds You just paid a horrifying sum for a movie ticket (you nix the concession goodies because you're tapped). You're already hyperventilating from practically being robbed at the box office and going hungry, so the following sights and sounds might finish you off ... Someone lumbers into the theater with a baby. Someone with a megaphone voice answers his cell phone before the lights go down and says, "Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. I'll talk you out of it, no matter how long it takes." A group of unchaperoned kids and, or, teens files into the theater. (These monsters always remain silent during the ads and trailers. Once the feature begins, all hell breaks loose. Count on it.) Someone lugs a baby and a toddler into the theater. Someone enters the theater with a baby, two toddlers, a hyper kid and a chattering teen with Attention Deficit Disorder. This person gives the teen the baby and a cell phone, says, "I trust you will take care of your brothers and sisters," and then leaves the theater. ENJOY YOUR MOVIE.