When I went to see Harry Potter 1, I had this dillhole behind me saying things throughout the entire movie like:
"oooooo, are those wizards!??!"
"those costumes are amazing!!!"
"Which one is Harry Potter??!!!?"
"I wish I could fly on a broom!!" (no joke on this one, I almost spit soda out when I heard this).

:rar:
Keep in mind, this was not a kid, but a 30 something, maybe 40 year old man.
