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Why I dislike the movies
Babies
Crying babies
cell phones
and
People that won't shut up
Last one Damn near got me killed one night thanks to 2 teenage girls got in a popcorn fight with me stuck in the middle. Well I lost it on them and told themoff. I didn't see the boyfriends and each one was about twice my size. Knew I was dead after the flick but I guess they figured if I was nuts enough to jump up and yell at them in a full movie house they might not want to mess with me. This is why I think people should have to pass a test before breeding should be allowed.
Why I watch movies at home.
No babies
Turn the phone off
My own bathroom
Beer is cheaper
Popcorn without 10lbs of salt on it.
Don't get me wrong I don't hate kids but I just don't want any of my own. Leave it to others to populater the world. Good thing my wife feels the same.
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