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Rate movies by how much better than "Star Wars" they are!
I'm tiring of the star ratings, and the A B C D F grades are just not informative enough for me, so I propose a new film rating method that will let people get the clearest picture of exactly how good any given movie is: show the percentage of how much better it is than "Star Wars". Here are some examples:
Goodfellas: 2000% better than "Star Wars"
Dangerous Liaisons: 800% better than "Star Wars"
I Shot Andy Warhol: 980% better than "Star Wars"
Being John Malkovich: 1000% beter than "Star Wars"
The Exorcist: 600% better than "Star Wars"
Taxi Driver: 1100% better than "Star Wars"
Repulsion: 2150% better than "Star Wars"
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life: 650% better than "Star Wars"
Requiem for a Dream: 1900% better than "Star Wars"
Citizen Kane: 850% better than "Star Wars"
Marci X: 5% better than "Star Wars"
Any others people would like to add?
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