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Old 09-08-2003, 01:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: Rate movies by how much better than

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Originally Posted by MooglePorn
I find this to be a clunky system... I think we need something like "I would pass on sex from a girl I've been with X=Amount of time to see this movie".

I would pass on sex from a woman I've been with 10 years to see Cabin Fever
I would pass on sex from a woman I've been with 5 years to see X-Men 2
I would pass on sex from a woman I've been with 1 year to see Star Wars Episode 3
I would pass on sex from a woman I've been with 5 minutes to see Bond 21
Hmmm... that could be a little clunky too. I mean, after you have been with the same woman for a length of time, it gets easier and easier to pass on sex with her.

How about how willing you would be to go to the sexual extreme for a movie? Like - I would have sex with Roseanne to see Goodfellas again (and on the opposite end of the spectrum) I would TURN DOWN sex with Eliza Dushku so I won't ever have to see Star Wars Episode 2 again.
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