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Dave Bean · 04-15-2000, 11:22 AM

I can see it now, "The Sex Life of Indiephantom".

New York Times Review (insert snobby English voice0:

It started well enough, the characters were well developed for the first 20 minutes. But, it goes downhill from there.

Now you have to remember that I was at the Ziegfeld in New York, a traditional one screen theater with a 70 foot tall screen. Yet, even with my 20/15 vision, BIG screen, 15th row seats, and hard squinting, the audience and I BARELY saw Indiephantom Junior ...even during the closeup. Needless to say, women started to leave in droves at that point. One woman, as she passed my aisle seat, whispered "damn, even my Chinese boyfriend has a bigger schlong than that"

Dave Bean

04-15-2000, 11:22 AM	#18 (permalink)
Dave Bean Moderator Emeritus Late to the Party Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: New York City	I can see it now, "The Sex Life of Indiephantom". New York Times Review (insert snobby English voice0: It started well enough, the characters were well developed for the first 20 minutes. But, it goes downhill from there. Now you have to remember that I was at the Ziegfeld in New York, a traditional one screen theater with a 70 foot tall screen. Yet, even with my 20/15 vision, BIG screen, 15th row seats, and hard squinting, the audience and I BARELY saw Indiephantom Junior ...even during the closeup. Needless to say, women started to leave in droves at that point. One woman, as she passed my aisle seat, whispered "damn, even my Chinese boyfriend has a bigger schlong than that" Dave Bean