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Old 12-20-2004, 08:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
Jimbo 345
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Girl Next Door lines that never fail to get me to smile

"Beach is for fags man"

"So did you bang her"

"Dude what the fuck"

"Ah ah the whole package"

"Whats the craziest thing you've done lately"

"Good night, what are you gay I would have nailed her"

"Dude Im kind of uncomfertable watching this with you"
"Dude learn to like it"

"Im all wet can I come it"

"Dude"
"I know"

"Take her to a hotel room and bang her like a beast"

"God damit mate I swear to God if you don't fuck her I'll kill myself. Please, please Matt fuck her for me. For me"

"Do you want to fuck me"

"Fuck Im good, how do I get these ideas its like a gift its like I can't control it"

"I am I really am"

"Directers these punks aint directers there in high school you idiot"

"Wait up dude"
"Fuck you dude"

"That fucking bitch can't just run off cause she don't want to fuck on film anymore"

"Stay in school"

"Now were really think outside the box now. How far are you willing to go, how much do you really care about her"

"Damn do I look gay to you"

"Is the juice worth the squeeze"

"Basically being a fucking boy scout"

"He just wasn't strong or firm"

"Woa look at that guy hes huge"

"Shut the fuck up"
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