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Old 04-20-2006, 01:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
Alan Smithee
Actor
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
I've listened to conversations for a while then just start joining in on them, which totally confuses them. I once said "That's very interesting, would you like to tell the rest of the theater too?"

If someone has a baby that's making noise I tell the parent they should've used a condom.
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