Saw
Beowulf the other day, and there was this guy who, in a nearly-empty theater that must have been able to seat 300 people, decides to not only sit in the row in front of me, but also in the very
seat in front of me. Not only that, but then he spends at least a hour's worth of the movie constantly looking at his cell phone screen, blinding me with the distracting glare.

Who spends $10.50 for a
3D movie and spends half of it text-messaging?

Not to mention the couple a few seats away who quipped "It's gonna be Shrek...!" just before Grendel shows up, and who started discussing the film
LOUDLY before it had even ended. Gah...!