[Pirate]

Michael Pitt:
I’ve seen several of Pitt’s films, most recently the beautiful, but lifeless Silk. I’m not sure what is it, but I just don’t like looking at him. He looks fetus-ish, or perhaps overly adolescent. I think he’s got some chops, but I find his presence and monotone voice bothersome. Perhaps Funny Games will sway me.


Evan Rachel Wood:
I cannot remember the last actress who intrigued me less. Wood utterly bores me, and I find her performances stale and uninspired. And I’m almost completely indifferent to her looks, so not even the sex angle can lure me in.


Harvey Keitel:
What can I say? I just don’t get it. There have been a few roles where I wasn’t completely bored by him, but, for the most part, his performances irritate me to the point of distraction. His deliveries sound canned, or like he’s reading cue cards. He does some great intense mugging and can play "scary" well, but the minute he starts talking, he loses me.