Here are some gems from
Call of Duty 4.
The thing about grenades:
Kid: Hey, why’d you throw that grenade?
Me: Because there were enemies over there.
Kid: Dumbass! I shot them all!
Me: No. You didn’t. There were still some around the corner, thus the points I just got from killing them.
Kid: Why are you so gay?
Me: Because I love the cock?
What kind of AIDS?: (this was from my first or second night playing)
Dude: Yo, why you keep dying?
Me: I’m new.
Dude: Fuckin’ faggot. [he then shoots me, his teammate]
Dude: You got the gay AIDS! [laughs hysterically]
Me: Okay. Well, thanks.
What are some of the best things you guys have overheard while playing online games?
