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Originally Posted by Pirate
Dude, ditch the wife. Ditch the kids. Ditch the friends.
Then, when your wife and friends ask why you ditched them, cock your head to the side, grin and say, "why so serious?" And then murder them all.
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My wife is working so I was first to receive the message.
Called her and told her.
First response? "Oh no, I forgot to tell her that you wanted to wait..." Then, laughing, lots of laughing...