ZARDOZ - Live Chat Transcript - February 10th, 2005

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We will be watching Zardoz at the usual time on the 10th. Transcript posted soon after chat wraps... more info to come soon!

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[incubus0]

What's the usual time?

[Morticia]

Originally Posted by incubus0

What's the usual time?

See the stickied thread for All You Need To Know.

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wow. all i can say is wow.
Me, Incubus and Mortisha just finished up ZARDOZ ... which may be the single greatest film ever. You MUST see this movie. go now and preach the gospel of ZARDOZ!

chat will be up soon ... but for now, i leave you with this ...

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here she is. once again, if you werent there or havent seen the film this will make no sense to you ... it was hella fun though. everyone should experience the awe and mystery of ZARDOZ.



esc says:
hey all
incubus0 says:
Hey
incubus0 says:
Have you watched this flick yet?
esc-ZARDOZ NIGHT-set you font to sz8 Bold says:
nope!
incubus0 says:
You're in for a treat. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
esc-ZARDOZ NIGHT-set you font to sz8 Bold says:
i caught parts of the 2 minute opening a few minutes ago when i put the disc in... oh lordy … and i watched the trailer when it arrived
incubus0 says:
I watched it blind the first time, knew absolutely nothing about it. Funky orange diapers make the film
esc-ZARDOZ NIGHT-set you font to sz8 Bold says:
ya. that looks terrifying. Sean is one hairy man
esc-ZARDOZ NIGHT-set you font to sz8 Bold says:
no wonder he's been afraid to do sci-fi or fantasy for decades
incubus0 says:
In the 70's that was hot
Jeff says:
what are we watching tonight?
incubus0 says:
ZARDOZ
Jeff says:
aww man i dont have it
incubus0 says:
Your life will not be complete until you do
incubus0 says:
ZARDOZ is life
Jeff says:
lol

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esc-ZARDOZ NIGHT-set you font to sz8 Bold says:
mort are you there ?
Morticia says:
er, "Tish" please But yes, I am.
incubus0 says:
how many of you are ZARDOZ virgins?
Morticia says:
not me
Jeff says:
when can we watch Magnolia or scarface or something? … every movie you guys have watched i dont own. Lol.
Morticia says:
put your suggestions in the thread and esc will schedule it

Incubus0 bailed out of the conversation.

esc-ZARDOZ NIGHT-set you font to sz8 Bold says:
take a look at the empty slots and tell me when you want to watch it
Morticia says:
is there an echo in here?
esc-ZARDOZ NIGHT-set you font to sz8 Bold says:
Morticia says:
is there an echo in here?
esc says:
are we ready to go? queue up the film to 1 second and hit pause
esc says:
hrmmm... incubus bailed out ??
esc says:
and no Lex M
Morticia says:
looks like it...odd
Morticia says:
maybe bus will be back
esc says:
let start... we all ready to go?
Morticia says:
OK...yes, I am!
esc says:
paused at 1 second ... go in 30 seconds

incubus0 has been added to the conversation.

esc says:
there he is!
esc says:
10......
esc says:
5
esc says:
GO!
esc says:
0:0:00 ancient FOX logo …. EEK!!! blue hair dude!
esc says:
cripes, i thought the director's commentry was on when this dude started yapping
Morticia says:
that would have been funny to be in the theater when this started ... bouncing blue hair dude freaking out the trippers
incubus0 says:
With a vagina chin
esc says:
oh! he doesnt have blue hair.
Morticia says:
blue towel
Morticia says:
that's a fashion choice that never caught on
esc says:
0:1:30 WTF? was that supposed to be deep? "is God in show business too?"
esc says:
GIANT LETTERS COMING TOWARDS THE SCREEN !!
Morticia says:
nice font
incubus0 says:
In Metallica font
esc says:
0:2:45 they are all about to get a little head
incubus0 says:
Monty Python was jealous
esc says:
0:3:15 nice effect
incubus0 says:
Bring on the diaper army!
esc says:
sweet jezus! is that Patrick Stewart ??? no, I guess not.
Morticia says:
reminds me of about a 1/2 dozen ST:TOS episodes
esc says:
they all have their masky's on backwards
incubus0 says:
You dare mock ZARDOZ?!?
esc says:
the peenis is evil? Thae gun is good. OMG! WTF?
incubus0 says:
Yes the penis is EVIL
incubus0 says:
ZARDOZ!
Morticia says:
and the giant head vomits rifles
incubus0 says:
ZARDOZ is great
esc says:
0:5:10 hey.. he even gave them ammo! thats a nice God... always thinking ahead .... and now they just waste it by shooting in the air and all
Morticia says:
which naturally have unlimited, self-loading bullets
Morticia says:
hehe, esc said "ahead"
esc says:
filmed in Panavison... i am suprised that all of these names and companies have not been edited over with ALAN SMITHEE
Morticia says:
A little bit of the Ludwig Von...
esc says:
0:6:50 now we're getting a little head! .. . oh oh! someone stowed on board!
esc says:
SEAN!!!!!
incubus0 says:
If you haven't taken your acid yet, it's too late
esc says:
0:7:30 they are all in mint condition in their original wrapping
Morticia says:
...or, you didn't waste a hit...
esc says:
BOOBS!
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 4
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 6
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 8
Morticia says:
including Sean’s ?
esc says:
its good that you're keeping track... i lost count in VIdeodrome
incubus0 says:
There is one spectacualr pair later on, attached to the perfect women
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 12
esc says:
0:9:25 * bang * SEAN killed GOD!
Morticia says:
dood
incubus0 says:
Like the shower scene in Psycho, you didn't see that coming
esc says:
ya, ummm, like , dude!
Morticia says:
he's flying awaaaay
esc says:
i hope the head is on autopilot
incubus0 says:
ZARDOZ!
Morticia says:
time for a lens flare cap
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 16
esc says:
0:10:30 wow, nice shot with the sun in the background... almost artistic amongst all the boobs
esc says:
11:15 MORE BOOBS!!! plastic this time
Morticia says:
yeah -- dig that...giant set
incubus0 says:
blue paint = future
esc says:
HA!!!
esc says:
its as good as Clockwork Orange!
Morticia says:
well it does have Beethtoven
incubus0 says:
and plastic . .. plenty of plastic
Morticia says:
that's the future, plastic
esc says:
0:13:30 wow someone thinks very highly of himself.... putting himself at the end of the evolutionary chart like that
incubus0 says:
coke mirror
esc says:
SEAN’s a curious little monkey isnt he ?
Morticia says:
hey, they can't spell "lethur" -- why should we have to?
esc says:
15:50 WHOA! that was all deep and stuff with the eye projected on his forehead and stuff
incubus0 says:
brace yourselves
Morticia says:
more nipplage?
esc says:
17:00 BOOBS!!
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 18
incubus0 says:
GIANT CONDOMS
Morticia says:
Sean's 'bun peekers' are slightly...disturbing
esc says:
this is like a whacked out combonation of A Boy and His Dog and The Handmaid's Tale
incubus0 says:
They are diapers, thank you very much
Morticia says:
you're welcome
Morticia says:
they *do* look uncomfortable, though
incubus0 says:
Just you wait . . .
esc says:
19:00 she put the whammy on him!
Morticia says:
no joke
esc says:
20:00 WHAMMY!!
esc says:
Zed is for Zardoz
incubus0 says:
There is no use trying to guess, only to contomplate
esc says:
its nice that all of these memories are projected for them in the 3rd person
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 30
esc says:
0:21:40 that was a pretty powerful image with all the men lined up into the background and sean shooting one of them
incubus0 says:
Powerful stuff
esc says:
Aurthur must have a memory chip in his head transmitting all this info
Morticia says:
they know pretty quick that Arthur is gone...even though it says 3 days, seems quicker
esc says:
maybe Sean was in the ship for that long... or maybe its bad editing
incubus0 says:
NEVER!
Morticia says:
couldn't be bad editing!!
incubus0 says:
Exactly, ZARDOZ is perfect
esc says:
OMG! do i know that actress on the right ??
Morticia says:
she looks familiar
incubus0 says:
In the green?
incubus0 says:
I think she was on Star Trek
Morticia says:
Charlotte Rampling = Consuela
Morticia says:
67 films listed in imdb, including "Orca"
esc says:
ahh, Consuela was in Swimming Pool, The Statement, and Great Expectations
Morticia says:
no Star Trek listed I'm afraid
incubus0 says:
Their loss
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 32
esc says:
hrmmm.. enter the girly man!
esc says:
he likes sean!
Morticia says:
He does like Sean -- he just said so...
Morticia says:
under-thought?
esc says:
0:28:10 Sean is the new hot christmas item in the VORTEX ! everyone wants one
Morticia says:
It followed us home! Can't we keep it?
incubus0 says:
That was the model for Laura Crofts hair
esc says:
I REALLY think that guy was coming on to him...
Morticia says:
there's no doubt
incubus0 says:
Well, That would be beneath him
incubus0 says:
someone needs a changing
incubus0 says:
mirrors = future
esc says:
man this was Connery's 40th film! he worked with Hitchcock before this!!
incubus0 says:
all in preperation
esc says:
32: 45 wow. more girly men
incubus0 says:
in contrast to the burly Sean
esc says:
ya. this movie rocks!
incubus0 says:
see, mirrors = future
Morticia says:
nice acting Sean...mime!
incubus0 says:
ZARDOZ is god
esc says:
ya, their table was even a mirror!
Morticia says:
chest toupee ... normal
esc says:
35:00 these people actually work? i thought this was a decaying lazy society
Morticia says:
someone's got to make the green bread
incubus0 says:
there's a surprise around every scene
esc says:
37:00 he's making seans nipples all hard with all this talk of death
Morticia says:
he slings the bread like the Morning Edition
esc says:
38:25 trial of George Satan ?
esc says:
Connery was BOND before this!! what the hell happened ?
Morticia says:
Take the female? don't mind if I do...
incubus0 says:
just like prom night
esc says:
heheheheh!! TOSS!!!
esc says:
he's having a fit!
esc says:
no wonder Connery has been scared to do sci-fi or fantasy for decades
Morticia says:
he did Outland in 1981
incubus0 says:
He was perfecting his stare
esc says:
BOOBS!
Morticia says:
BREAST COUNT: 62
esc says:
dirty dirty girls
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 34
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 38
esc says:
throw Cathrine Zeta Jones at him! that will get him up
esc says:
maybe Jill Saint John or Pusys Galore
incubus0 says:
hehehe
incubus0 says:
BOING!
esc says:
have they given him a shower yet? maybe they like his husk musk ?
esc says:
48:00 whoa he is thinking for himself
incubus0 says:
now we all do the hokey pokey
esc says:
did this director ever work again ?
incubus0 says:
yes
Morticia says:
Excorcist II, Excalibur
esc says:
OMG! he directed another Bond actor in the Tailor of Panama
incubus0 says:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000958/

Morticia says:
I was just going to mention Tailor, esc!
incubus0 says:
And his greatest film... Lee Marvin: A Personal Portrait by John Boorman
esc says:
OMG!!!! HE DIRECTED DELIVERANCE JUST BEFORE THIS!! i am in shock
incubus0 says:
Why ZARDOZ is god
esc says:
they put the whammy on him but good
Morticia says:
*thunk*
esc says:
55:30 the old people are thinking: maybe if we eat him we'll be able to die... or maybe if we hump him ...
incubus0 says:
Where do they get the suits?
esc says:
hehe! he dropped that old guy with one hit
Morticia says:
where did Phyllis Diller come from?
esc says:
55:50 sean dares to talk of stinking ?
Morticia says:
nice outfit May . . . circa 1972 bedsheet
esc says:
59:15 how can they see to shoot or even to screw out of those masks ?
incubus0 says:
Prepare for your minds to be blown
esc says:
ok, im prepared
Morticia says:
oh yeah, been waiting for this...it's been too long (but not long enough) since I've seen this
incubus0 says:
I hope you're sitting
Morticia says:
m is for mouse in the alphabet book.
Morticia says:
THE BOOK
esc says:
THE BOOK!!!!!
esc says:
whats the BOOK!!!
incubus0 says:
show her
Morticia says:
the BOOK
incubus0 says:
tell her
esc says:
OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZARD OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
esc says:
OH MY FRICKING GOD!!!
esc says:
M Y M I N D
incubus0 says:
ZARDOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
esc says:
i t s b e e n b l o w n
Morticia says:
they're so cute on first viewing...
incubus0 says:
ya ya ya baby ya
incubus0 says:
The cherry has been popped, the world will never look the same
esc says:
BOOOBS!!!
esc says:
poor sean
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 40
esc says:
1:05:10 get her sean! dont let her put the whammy on you!
Morticia says:
psychic tug of war
incubus0 says:
they are blowing each others minds
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 42
incubus0 says:
I must weave
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 44
Morticia says:
count those ones twice?
incubus0 says:
of course you are
incubus0 says:
I don't think so
Morticia says:
oh well, worth a try
esc says:
he's infecting them all... like a STD
esc says:
its become apperent that the director needed a break after Deliverance
Morticia says:
I should think so...
esc says:
he just needed to bask in some boobage
incubus0 says:
He was working out some issues
incubus0 says:
plastic will protect me
Morticia says:
more hand signals...
incubus0 says:
Everyone steal home
Morticia says:
And sean gets a dirt wedgie
esc says:
lol
esc says:
i am laughing so hard at this movie and you're just making me laugh harder
incubus0 says:
Don't go anywhere - bi-chicks coming up
esc says:
first the ass rape scene in Deliverance now this spit swapping scene ??
incubus0 says:
ewwwwe
Morticia says:
they're not even using tongue...
incubus0 says:
Zed is life
Morticia says:
he put that *where*?
Morticia says:
bet it tasted a trifle salty.
esc says:
was the leaf to keep him soft so he cant fuck anyone ?
esc says:
so was that the reason she gave him the leaf ?
esc says:
was that 'the need' ?
Morticia says:
I think that's open to interpretation, but it sounds good
incubus0 says:
Sometimes a leaf is just a leaf
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 46
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 48
Morticia says:
your task is to secure all nipples...
incubus0 says:
accepted
esc says:
( sean wearing a wedding dress ) thank Zardoz he took off that dress
esc says:
1:17:15 no one can break the futuristic mirror!
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 50
esc says:
touch teaching WITH BOOBS rocks!
Morticia says:
I should say...
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 52
incubus0 says:
University of Boobies
Morticia says:
sign me up...
esc says:
i'd go there
Morticia says:
Norwegian boobs no less
incubus0 says:
They have the sweetest knowledge
esc says:
is it just us 3 here ?
Morticia says:
sure sounds like it
esc says:
dang... everyone should see this!!! i must preach the word of ZARDOZ!
Morticia says:
they're totally missing out
incubus0 says:
BREAST COUNT: 54
incubus0 says:
YES!
esc says:
1:20:00 well this scene just keeps going
esc says:
sean is NOT naked. … no no no no no… i refuse to believe it
Morticia says:
I think I see cloth...
incubus0 says:
A surprise in every scene
incubus0 says:
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK
incubus0 says:
It is the dawning of the age of aquarius
esc says:
wow.. its as easy as that? just forget how to die and you live 4ever?
incubus0 says:
I plan to
Morticia says:
just like flying -- just jump and miss the ground, you've got it made
esc says:
its like learning to fly ... you have to throw yourself at the ground and miss
Morticia says:
wait, esc -- is that the echo again?
esc says:
WHOA!
esc says:
i missed that you typed that
Morticia says:
I like the ever-auto-reloading revolver
incubus0 says:
time stamp?
esc says:
1:23:15
incubus0 says:
OK.. thnaks
esc says:
OMG! its him! … the blue guy!
esc says:
but how!
esc says:
HOW!
esc says:
???
Morticia says:
HOW???
esc says:
is he REALLY GOD?
incubus0 says:
Haven't you been paying attention?
esc says:
he sees boobs in the ball
Morticia says:
is it all coming together?
incubus0 says:
It's the LOC NAR
esc says:
1:30:20 well at least sean finally penetrated something.
incubus0 says:
Lacquer = future
esc says:
come into me
esc says:
come into my center .. my creamy center
Morticia says:
talk about claustrophobia
esc says:
this movie was getting cool for a minute, now its gone from suck to blow in a couple of seconds
incubus0 says:
ZARDOZ is GOD
incubus0 says:
Don't question, just allow it to flow over your soul
esc says:
1:32:45 still sucking at the speed of light
incubus0 says:
Sucking? Or blowing your mind?
Morticia says:
It's the Surreal Scene that Wouldn't End!
Morticia says:
all of a sudden Sean's hair is more manageable...
esc says:
1:33:30 sean’s grunting would make great DOOM noises
incubus0 says:
Refracting scene
Morticia says:
esc? Getting better for you?
incubus0 says:
NEO
esc says:
MUCH! sean's aura is wicked sweet
esc says:
whoa! its like Dark City!
Morticia says:
LOL esc
esc says:
but Sean didnt need no stinking Keifer
Morticia says:
you meddled in God's Domain!!
esc says:
he was a load bearing boss! THE HEAD!
esc says:
now the flower children rejoice .... or something
esc says:
1:38:30 and the elves go into the west
Morticia says:
there he is again!
esc says:
1:40:35 say yes to death... everyone gather round and drown yourselves in this shallow reflecting pool
incubus0 says:
I can't destroy breasts like that
Morticia says:
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world....
esc says:
the cavelrey has arrived ... sort of
incubus0 says:
Bring on the diaper army
incubus0 says:
The circle of life
esc says:
now he's got a woman... is going to grab a horse and ride off down the beach .... where have i seen this before?
Morticia says:
LOL esc...
Morticia says:
that was a waste of boobage
incubus0 says:
YES
Morticia says:
Ah, the promised Ludwig Von if I recall the credits correctly
esc says:
silly MOFOs ... you'll all feel really silly when you realize you killed ZARDOZ
incubus0 says:
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ
incubus0 says:
145:45
esc says:
filmed in Ireland... that explains it!
esc says:
and ... shortest credits ever!
esc says:
well
esc says:
ummm.
esc says:
ya
incubus0 says:
Final boobage: 54
Morticia says:
no kidding on the short credits
Morticia says:
nice
incubus0 says:
So what did you think, esc?
esc says:
wow dude... just fucking wow
incubus0 says:
ya
esc says:
wheres the sequel?? what happend to the kid?
Morticia says:
very weird...now I'm watching the trailer...talk about colors
incubus0 says:
Now go forth and spread the gospel of ZARDOZ
Morticia says:
...and in the bargain bins no less -- talk about entertainment value
incubus0 says:
I have to listen to the commentary. It must be interesting
Morticia says:
I should hope so...it would be so disappointing otherwise
incubus0 says:
Have a good night, Kiddies, it was fun.
Morticia says:
yep, thanks...next week is...
incubus0 says:
Would love to watch Clockwork though
esc says:
i'm back at 1:15:00 now laughing my ass offf ... kiss the bride
esc says:
so was there a moral to the story ?
Morticia says:
Zardoz is GOD
esc says:
i dont know if i shoudl keep this or not
esc says:
it was $5
Morticia says:
keep what? The movie? heck yeah how much is that per boob?
esc says:
but then again... it sucked so hard in parts not even light could escape
esc says:
like 10 centsa boob i think
esc says:
maybe 5
Morticia says:
that's pretty good though, and some of the cool parts really *are* cool
esc says:
i am ashamed to admit it but yes, some parts were very artsy and well done
esc says:
i must go now and expose all my friends to ZARDOZ
Morticia says:
Right on!! Share the Zardoz.
Morticia says:
I've kept worse movies for less, but don't let my opinion sway you!
esc says:
whats worse?
esc says:
dont tell me you have Batman And Robin ?
esc says:
or Mortal Kombat 2 ?
Morticia says:
No , but I have Lambada -- The Forbidden Dance
esc says:
ooooooooo!
esc says:
spicey
Morticia says:
Spicy Mexican, rower
esc says:
what do i have thats absolute crap ? ... Wishmaster 2!
esc says:
Nightmare on Elm St 2 ! the gayest movie ever , STREETFIGHTER and Hudson Hawk.
Morticia says:
Whoa! That's craptastic!
Morticia says:
Hey -- this is a ton of fun, don't get me wrong, but Gomez is about to whisk me off for a late dinner, so I must take my leave
esc says:
ok, i should go to. see you around
Morticia says:
Much fun esc -- and great idea, nobody realizes what they're missing.