Welcome Shilo101! Farewell, SeanL!

[Enzian]

Please welcome Shilo101 to the moderation duties of the Game On! forums.

In his honor, I'd like to start a flame war which will become his sole duty to contain. I only wish we, as members, can keep this flame war up despite his protests and pleas for calm.

GameCube is for kids and kids only. Anyone who like the GameCube is a pimply Anime reject with a penchant for little boys in green tights.
Anyone who likes the XBox is merely a M$ schill spreading the gospel of Gates. Buy a PC and play games the way they should be played!
Anyone who likes the PS2 is a drunken frat boy who wouldn't know an original game from a glory hole.

I'd also like to say good ridda- *ahem* good bye to SeanL, who only stuck around to help Brian, anyway, and was nothing more than deadweight. We shed his empty carcass over the side of our Game On! frigate and move on without remorse or regret. There's no room for his type here.



Seriously, thanks, Sean, for your help and watchful eye. I hope to see you around these parts, still.

[IKEA_boy]

Welcome Shilo! Sean kind of left a mess in the corner so, if you don't mind, could you clean that up?


Oh, and fuck all the others, Virtual Boy rox0rs!

[Enzian]

Virtual Boy was nothing more than a pitiful attempt to take money from suckers too wrapped up in rewatching Tron on VHS to pay attention to their measley 7th grade social skills.

Anyone who still owns one is nothing but a close-cropped Gateway owner trying to rekindle the feeling of being swindled while rewatching Tron on DVD.

Flame ON, Biatch!

[SephirothClone]

Originally Posted by Enzian

Virtual Boy was nothing more than a pitiful attempt to take money from suckers too wrapped up in rewatching Tron on VHS to pay attention to their measley 7th grade social skills.

Anyone who still owns one is nothing but a close-cropped Gateway owner trying to rekindle the feeling of being swindled while rewatching Tron on DVD.

Flame ON, Biatch!

Burned.

I agree, I bought a Virtual Boy and found no enjoyment in it at all. Tron my ass.

[brian]

I hate metroid prime.

[Ruined]

Originally Posted by brian

I hate metroid prime.

Word.

[Enzian]

Originally Posted by brian

I hate metroid prime.

Only a gamer who couldn't game his way out of Solitaire would hate Metroid Prime. Who knew Wil Wheaton was such a gaming pussy? Would you like to deal again, BIATCH?

Ruined chiming in with the anti-GC sentiments. No fuckin' way, man, you don't say. Hey there; the next time I want to hear the same shit over and over again I'll leave my socks on when I'm bangin' your Ma. She fuckin' hates that.

Sephiroth - the only guy who could confuse Tron with his ass. Thanks for clarifying, 'cause I had my doubts. I bet you couldn't get any enjoyment with a bottle of aloe and stack of porn, so why don't you lay off the fuckin' Virtual Boy. Why don't you pick on something a little more adult, like fuckin' Pokemon cards or something.

Shilo's the only one who used to spend 10 hours typing in code from a dog-eared copy of Dr. Dobb's but still couldn't debug Hangman. Which is a good thing, 'cause he would've been devastated to learn you need a friend to play with. Who knew that all the technology contained in the Atari 800XL still couldn't replace human interaction? Keep trying, Shilo, 'cause noone likes you anyway.

Biatch, biatch and BIATCH!!

[sukr_4_dbldips]

I'll stay out of this flame war, since us PC gamers are above all the pettiness.

You little pissant console lovers have fun ripping each other apart. Just don't let your mommies catch you posting on messageboards or she might ground you.

[Enzian]

Mr-I-Have-A-PC-Cause-I'm-Too-Good-For-A-Console, thanks for tryin' to weasel out of the fun, assclown. While you just blew $200 on your videocard, these tools could've bought themselves another console.

The next time you bitch about DirectX fuckin' up your gaming groove or the fact that the latest drivers just tweaked another .000002% of performance - but can't run Diamond Mine without BSOD'ing, these other assholes will be laughing at you with a dual analog controller in their pale and pudgy fingers.

BIATCH!

[Frank Gunn]

Originally Posted by Ska-ass-bitch

I'll stay out of this flame war, since us PC gamers are above all the pettiness.

You little pissant console lovers have fun ripping each other apart. Just don't let your mommies catch you posting on messageboards or she might ground you.

Now that I got your old lady paying my light bill, David Lynch, maybe I can afford a big fancy-pants computer, too. Yeah, you know what I do when I'm balling her? I'm chanting, "Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom." Anyway, once I get the hook-up, you should let that kid of mine get online so we can play Battlefield Vietnam like a real family. Bizatch.

[Enzian]

Hey, how bout we Rock, Paper, Scissors for it?

Rock, Paper ADMIN!

Suck it!!

[sukr_4_dbldips]

Originally Posted by Frank Gunn

Now that I got your old lady paying my light bill, David Lynch, maybe I can afford a big fancy-pants computer, too. Yeah, you know what I do when I'm balling her? I'm chanting, "Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom." Anyway, once I get the hook-up, you should let that kid of mine get online so we can play Battlefield Vietnam like a real family. Bizatch.

Battlefield Vietnam? What are you, some kindof pussy? Real families play UT2004 together. And have fun with my old lady...it's not like I'm now getting less blowjobs.

And if you can't afford a PC, take your scraggly ass out to your front yard, pack the rusty fridge and washing machine into the back of your Chevy truck with the Calvin pissing on Ford sticker and the "The South Will Rise Again" bumper sticker, drive out of the mountains and into the big city to the scrapyard and sell it and go buy yourself one. Then have your inbred kid teach you how to use it. Make sure he speaks slowly so you can understand him. You'll be playing games featuring something besides plumbers and cute little animals in no time.

[Frank Gunn]

Originally Posted by sukr_4_dbldips

Battlefield Vietnam? What are you, some kindof pussy? Real families play UT2004 together. And have fun with my old lady...it's not like I'm now getting less blowjobs.

And if you can't afford a PC, take your scraggly ass out to your front yard, pack the rusty fridge and washing machine into the back of your Chevy truck with the Calvin pissing on Ford sticker and the "The South Will Rise Again" bumper sticker, drive out of the mountains and into the big city to the scrapyard and sell it and go buy yourself one. Then have your inbred kid teach you how to use it. Make sure he speaks slowly so you can understand him. You'll be playing games featuring something besides plumbers and cute little animals in no time.

Jesus, Brit Hume, I can obviously afford a PC. I mean, I'm not posting with my dick (that's good for something else altogether, though you probably hear enough about that when your wife's talking in her sleep). It's the constant upgrades that chafe me. There's a big difference between having money and wanting to be bent over and fucked out of it. Just ask your old lady. Anyway, thanks for the tip, but I'll stick to my consoles. I don't care to play "keeping up with the Gateses" every time Half Life 2 gets pushed back to a new generation of video cards that'll depreciate faster than that Honda you had that Shilo's dad repo'd.

[sukr_4_dbldips]

Originally Posted by Frank Gunn

Jesus, Brit Hume, I can obviously afford a PC. I mean, I'm not posting with my dick (that's good for something else altogether, though you probably hear enough about that when your wife's talking in her sleep). It's the constant upgrades that chafe me. There's a big difference between having money and wanting to be bent over and fucked out of it. Just ask your old lady. Anyway, thanks for the tip, but I'll stick to my consoles. I don't care to play "keeping up with the Gateses" every time Half Life 2 gets pushed back to a new generation of video cards that'll depreciate faster than that Honda you had that Shilo's dad repo'd.

Oh that is IT! You can rip on the PC, you can sleep with my wife, but I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here and listen to you rip on my beloved Honda. I loved that thing!

It's go time Frank!

[lostwire]

[SeanL]

So I've been kicked out now?


Geez...she said she wasn't married, how many times do I have to apologize Enz.

[lostwire]

[lostwire]

Originally Posted by shilo101

LW-

Youre just jealous because I never shared my expert advice on how to select a system with you!

Nice sweater

[lostwire]

You'd think she would have wiped that spit off your lips before they took that picture.

[Frank Gunn]

Lucky for you fuckers, Sukr_4_Dbldldos's wife forgot to pay my Comcast bill again, so I'll be offline for a few days. Hopefully, by the time I get back, Shilo will find his nuts and get this place straightened out.

[IKEA_boy]

Originally Posted by shilo101

Oh!
Oh!
Denied!

*slams shut*

You fool! Your power does not even begin to compare to mine! I pass by your padlock like it was yesterday's Hamburger Helper !!!

RAR!

[aintnosin]

[SeanL]

I wanted to get the last word in...


last word.

[aintnosin]

Originally Posted by SeanL

I wanted to get the last word in...

Okay...go ahead...

[SeanL]

wait for what?

[IKEA_boy]

Quickly guys! Shilo has his back turned. It's free reign until he gets back!

[Enzian]

You dumb fuckers still bitchin' about shit? Don't you guys have some videogames to play?

You know Link gets lonely when you don't play with him.

[lostwire]