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tomdkat · 12-05-2006, 02:11 AM

So, I was watching a Primus DVD the other night (Animals shouldn't act like people) and saw some live concert footage. The band was mid-song when someone through an empty plastic water bottle at Les Claypool (lead singer, bass player extraordinaire). When the water bottle hit him, he stopped the song and walked to the mic and said:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Les Claypool live in concert

You know, we're up here playing music, doing our job when someone out there throughs a water bottle at me. Look man, I don't come to your job job, at McDonald's flipping burgers, and through shit at you so knock it off, ok?

That reminded me of another Les Claypool quote from many moon ago:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Les Claypool from many moon ago

I always wanted to make a living at doing something I was good at but when I learned there was no real market for masturbation, I fell back on my bass playing. Pretty good so far.

So, those two quotes are the inspiration for this thread.

Peace...

raptors661 · 12-05-2006, 02:59 AM

"I should be in the bible"- Kanye West
'nuff said.

kimfair · 12-05-2006, 04:32 PM

"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits

Pirate · 12-05-2006, 05:56 PM

"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!"
-Billie Joe Armstrong

"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. "
-Frank Zappa

DavidCantu · 12-31-2006, 01:29 PM

One of my favorite quotes has always been by Tom Araya of Slayer..."They say that the pen is mightier than the sword...But I say fuck the pen, 'cos you can Die By The Sword......"

It's the introduction to their song "Die By The Sword"

I guess if you really think about it, you can also die by the pen if somebody sticks it in your eye and it punctures your brain

Sorry, just watched "See No Evil" on DVD...wicked!!

12-05-2006, 02:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
raptors661 Actor Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I think my body is in Iggy's trunk...	"I should be in the bible"- Kanye West 'nuff said. __________________ I Am Jack's DVD Collection Can I quote myself in my sig? Or is that like... really egotistical?-MooglePorn By the way. I took my sister to the prom. Not my mom. But hell, at least I got laid.- Empire

12-05-2006, 04:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
kimfair No World Series Ring Since... Last night! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Boston,MA USA	"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits __________________ Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy. -Ambrose Bierce Kimfair's CD List

12-05-2006, 05:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pirate Moderator Emeritus Loves Yellow Subtitles Join Date: Jun 2003	"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!" -Billie Joe Armstrong "The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. " -Frank Zappa __________________ Early Adopting So You Don’t Have To.

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12-31-2006, 01:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
DavidCantu Actor Join Date: May 2006 Location: Grafton, WV	One of my favorite quotes has always been by Tom Araya of Slayer..."They say that the pen is mightier than the sword...But I say fuck the pen, 'cos you can Die By The Sword......" It's the introduction to their song "Die By The Sword" I guess if you really think about it, you can also die by the pen if somebody sticks it in your eye and it punctures your brain Sorry, just watched "See No Evil" on DVD...wicked!!