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looneyguy · 06-10-2001, 12:12 AM

Storm from Xmen

You know what happends to a toad when it is struck by lighting.....The same as everything eles.

DUMB

Neo from Matrix
WOAh. I know KungFU

A whole new level of dumb.

Chunkblower · 06-10-2001, 12:26 AM

"Christmas only comes once a year"
-The World is Not Enough

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looneyguy · 06-10-2001, 12:43 AM

That was dumb. What the hell kind of name is Christmas Jones. I see no humur in that at all.

Laughing Gravy · 06-10-2001, 03:20 AM

Nobody wrote bad movie dialogue like Ed Wood.

Here's one of my favorites from PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE:

"We are all interested in the future, for that is where we will spend the rest of our lives."

manigrasso · 06-10-2001, 07:17 AM

"Holy sheet metal, Batman!"

"What?"

"This sheet metal...it's full of holes...you know...hole-y."

There is a special circle of Hell reserved for Joel Schumacher.

OneofRyan · 06-10-2001, 08:25 AM

Acutally, it was rusted metal.

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Blade · 06-10-2001, 09:13 AM

"It's not your fault. It's not your fault."

from the pop-psyche breakthrough moment near the end of Good Will Hunting.

Absolutely ruined this whole movie for me!

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Ronnie Barzel · 06-10-2001, 11:10 AM

"You will drink the black sperm of my vengence" from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Glor316 · 06-10-2001, 02:09 PM

"Get off my plane". harrison ford in air force one

Martin Blank · 06-10-2001, 04:32 PM

I'd have to go with Storm's toad/lighting line as the absolute worst one. I was going to post it until I saw that Looneyguy opened the thread with it.

***1138*** · 06-10-2001, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blade:
"It's not your fault. It's not your fault."

from the pop-psyche breakthrough moment near the end of Good Will Hunting.

Absolutely ruined this whole movie for me!

I second that. It stuck out really badly. Ugh.

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Sykes · 06-11-2001, 01:45 AM

"One thing's sure: Inspector Clay's dead. Murdered. And someone's responsible."

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Damian · 06-11-2001, 02:00 AM

the line in my signature is by FAR the worst ever.

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Simon Basso · 06-11-2001, 08:20 AM

"What would we do without the girl scouts?", or similar, used by Elvis in one of his films, which was particularly awful because of who was saying it. You're the King of Rock 'n Roll, show some dignity! More recently that X-Men one gets my vote, perhaps they'll put the punchline in the sequel.

John Walker 2 · 06-11-2001, 10:27 PM

I LOVE that Ed Wood 'future' line!

Plus I never get what people hated about Neo's line: "I know kung fu" - he's saying it surprised, doesn't anyone else see that?

That "holy rusted metal" line was the only good thing in that entire BM movie!

That "Christmas comes but once a year" is a famous quote... what's so dumb about it? It means you should make an effort because you only get one chance a year...

The worst line ever, the one that made me laugh out loud (despite me enjoying the rest of the movie) in the cinema out of sheer embarassment:

"They sucked out his brains!" - Starship Troopers

I'm sure there's a hell of a lot worse than the one's here (maybe not worse than that "black sperm of vengence" line!)... c'mon people - REAL CHEESEBALLS!

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06-11-2001, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John Walker 2:
That "Christmas comes but once a year" is a famous quote... what's so dumb about it? It means you should make an effort because you only get one chance a year...

Ok, first off, I peed myself when I read this.

Secondly, the chick character in The World is Not Enough was named Christmas Jones... and at the end, Bond is, well, doing what Bond does to the ladies (and prematurely)... but the joke is that he says "I guess Christmas doesn't just come once a year..."

Get it? Get it?

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Miggy · 06-12-2001, 02:01 AM

The exact line is: "And I thought Christmas only comes once a year." Just to clarify that.

Miggy, the Thief

Templar · 06-12-2001, 01:36 PM

The (anti)climatic fight scene in Roadhouse when that militant street-fighting ex-con is about to tangle with Patrick Swayze, he says, I think exactly:

"Prepare to die."

I almost pissed myself when I heard it the first time, and I was like 18. Hilarious. Also from the very same movie is Swayze's famous:

"Pain don't hurt."

An oxmoron of titanic proportions, only expressable in poor grammar.

swebs · 06-12-2001, 01:54 PM

The final scene in "They Live" (starring Rowdy Roddie Piper) as the woman realizes that she's having sex with an alien.

"What's the matter baby?"

Grabthar · 06-12-2001, 04:03 PM

Dune. Patrick Stewart as Gurney Halleck.

" Gods, what a monster ! "

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06-12-2001, 04:23 PM

Battlefield Earth:

"We're going to blow up their home planet ... of course, we'll need some extra supplies."

***1138*** · 06-12-2001, 05:27 PM

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Krypto the Super Dog · 06-13-2001, 04:27 AM

Let us not forget Wesley Snipes in Blade :

"Why is there always some motherf***er trying to ice skate uphill?"

(not an exact quote but pretty close)

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SmiterJaggy · 06-13-2001, 06:53 AM

I Know What You Did Last Summer

Jennifer "Love" Hewitt

"I feel your pain"

Nuff said.

Oh, and I loved that line from Starship Troopers! Its so hokey, it fits in perfectly with the rest of the movie... dont take it too seriously

(BTW I absolutely love Starship Troopers)

Scott C · 06-13-2001, 08:17 AM

"No need to report anything until we have something to report."

Just one of the MANY bad lines in The Phantom Menace.

***Istagi*** · 06-13-2001, 08:26 AM

From "The Black Hole"

"It's mission was to find habitable life in the universe" WTF?

Hmmmm.
"Show me the money!"

I guess the line is ok it is just that everyone used it.

I can't think of any more.....

But I did hear this line in a movie. It nearly caused me to choak to death.

"Get your sister's head out of the toilet before I crack your ass the other way!"

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samuelk · 06-14-2001, 06:34 PM

"This is where the fish live"

Spoken for no particular reason by a character in the movie "The Touch of Satan", featured on MST3K (she was pointing at a lake when that line was spoken).

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Sheep · 06-14-2001, 09:49 PM

Steven Segal, in Hard to Kill.

The villain is a dirty politician, up for reelection. His catch phrase is "And you can take that to the bank!"

The scene, Segal is recovering from a coma, preparing for his revenge against this politican, when a campaign commercial comes on the television.

Politician: And you can take that to the bank!

Segal (grimacing): Yeah...da blood bank!

06-10-2001, 12:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
looneyguy Actor Join Date: Apr 2001	What is the worst movie line of all time Storm from Xmen You know what happends to a toad when it is struck by lighting.....The same as everything eles. DUMB Neo from Matrix WOAh. I know KungFU A whole new level of dumb.

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06-10-2001, 12:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Chunkblower Banned Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: 612 Wharf Avenue	"Christmas only comes once a year" -The World is Not Enough ------------------ "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"

06-10-2001, 12:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
looneyguy Actor Join Date: Apr 2001	That was dumb. What the hell kind of name is Christmas Jones. I see no humur in that at all.

06-10-2001, 03:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
Laughing Gravy Actor Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Sacramento, California USA	Nobody wrote bad movie dialogue like Ed Wood. Here's one of my favorites from PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE: "We are all interested in the future, for that is where we will spend the rest of our lives."

06-10-2001, 07:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
manigrasso Forum Sage Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: NJ	"Holy sheet metal, Batman!" "What?" "This sheet metal...it's full of holes...you know...hole-y." There is a special circle of Hell reserved for Joel Schumacher.

06-10-2001, 08:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
OneofRyan Actor Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ewok Village	Acutally, it was rusted metal. ------------------ "Everytime they try and track Superman, he just flies off!" "Where?" "North." "Why?" "To ski?" Otis, Lex Luthor, Superman II

06-10-2001, 09:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
Blade Actor Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Oahu, Hawaii	"It's not your fault. It's not your fault." from the pop-psyche breakthrough moment near the end of Good Will Hunting. Absolutely ruined this whole movie for me! ------------------ -David My DVDs and HT

06-10-2001, 11:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ronnie Barzel Actor Join Date: May 2001 Location: Indianapolis	"You will drink the black sperm of my vengence" from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

06-10-2001, 02:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
Glor316 Actor Join Date: May 2001 Location: Akron oh	"Get off my plane". harrison ford in air force one

06-10-2001, 04:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Martin Blank Actor Join Date: Jun 2000	I'd have to go with Storm's toad/lighting line as the absolute worst one. I was going to post it until I saw that Looneyguy opened the thread with it.

06-11-2001, 01:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
Sykes Actor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: The Voice behind the Voice of Reason	"One thing's sure: Inspector Clay's dead. Murdered. And someone's responsible." ------------------ "Editing is the foundation of the film art."--V. Pudovkin.

06-11-2001, 02:00 AM	#13 (permalink)
Damian My dad can beat up your dad. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Mississippi	the line in my signature is by FAR the worst ever. ------------------ "They're us....we're them!" -Damian

06-11-2001, 08:20 AM	#14 (permalink)
Simon Basso Supporting Actor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: UK	"What would we do without the girl scouts?", or similar, used by Elvis in one of his films, which was particularly awful because of who was saying it. You're the King of Rock 'n Roll, show some dignity! More recently that X-Men one gets my vote, perhaps they'll put the punchline in the sequel.

06-11-2001, 10:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
John Walker 2 Actor Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: UK	I LOVE that Ed Wood 'future' line! Plus I never get what people hated about Neo's line: "I know kung fu" - he's saying it surprised, doesn't anyone else see that? That "holy rusted metal" line was the only good thing in that entire BM movie! That "Christmas comes but once a year" is a famous quote... what's so dumb about it? It means you should make an effort because you only get one chance a year... The worst line ever, the one that made me laugh out loud (despite me enjoying the rest of the movie) in the cinema out of sheer embarassment: "They sucked out his brains!" - Starship Troopers I'm sure there's a hell of a lot worse than the one's here (maybe not worse than that "black sperm of vengence" line!)... c'mon people - REAL CHEESEBALLS! ------------------ Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me DVD Fight for the Deleted Scenes Petition

06-12-2001, 02:01 AM	#17 (permalink)
Miggy The Thief Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Matthews, NC, USA	The exact line is: "And I thought Christmas only comes once a year." Just to clarify that. Miggy, the Thief

06-12-2001, 01:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
Templar Banned Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Bumblefark, PA	The (anti)climatic fight scene in Roadhouse when that militant street-fighting ex-con is about to tangle with Patrick Swayze, he says, I think exactly: "Prepare to die." I almost pissed myself when I heard it the first time, and I was like 18. Hilarious. Also from the very same movie is Swayze's famous: "Pain don't hurt." An oxmoron of titanic proportions, only expressable in poor grammar.

06-12-2001, 01:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
swebs Supporting Actor Join Date: May 2001	The final scene in "They Live" (starring Rowdy Roddie Piper) as the woman realizes that she's having sex with an alien. "What's the matter baby?"

06-12-2001, 04:03 PM	#20 (permalink)
Grabthar Supporting Actor Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: London, England	Dune. Patrick Stewart as Gurney Halleck. " Gods, what a monster ! " ------------------ " We're caught in the Moon's gravitational pull, what do we do ?" " We die ! "

06-12-2001, 04:23 PM	#21 (permalink)
ToddSm66	Battlefield Earth: "We're going to blow up their home planet ... of course, we'll need some extra supplies."

06-12-2001, 05:27 PM	#22 (permalink)
*1138* Producer/Admin Careful, or I'll ban myself... Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Welcome to the forum ToddSm66! ------------------ 1138 - DVD File Forum Greeter Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

06-13-2001, 04:27 AM	#23 (permalink)
Krypto the Super Dog Actor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Canada	Let us not forget Wesley Snipes in Blade : "Why is there always some motherf***er trying to ice skate uphill?" (not an exact quote but pretty close)

06-13-2001, 05:48 AM	#24 (permalink)
*1138* Producer/Admin Careful, or I'll ban myself... Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Welcome to the forum Krypto the Super Dog! ------------------ 1138 - DVD File Forum Greeter Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

06-13-2001, 06:53 AM	#25 (permalink)
SmiterJaggy Actor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Sydney, Australia	I Know What You Did Last Summer Jennifer "Love" Hewitt "I feel your pain" Nuff said. Oh, and I loved that line from Starship Troopers! Its so hokey, it fits in perfectly with the rest of the movie... dont take it too seriously (BTW I absolutely love Starship Troopers)

06-13-2001, 08:17 AM	#26 (permalink)
Scott C Supporting Actor Join Date: Nov 2000	"No need to report anything until we have something to report." Just one of the MANY bad lines in The Phantom Menace.

06-13-2001, 08:26 AM	#27 (permalink)
*Istagi* Producer/Admin Speaks for himself Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha	From "The Black Hole" "It's mission was to find habitable life in the universe" WTF? Hmmmm. "Show me the money!" I guess the line is ok it is just that everyone used it. I can't think of any more..... But I did hear this line in a movie. It nearly caused me to choak to death. "Get your sister's head out of the toilet before I crack your ass the other way!" ------------------ David Brown Eyes Moderator of the Now Playing and software forum. "Hey thats no fun, she fell right over!" Istagi's DVD's"

06-14-2001, 06:34 PM	#28 (permalink)
samuelk Actor Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Raleigh, NC, USA	"This is where the fish live" Spoken for no particular reason by a character in the movie "The Touch of Satan", featured on MST3K (she was pointing at a lake when that line was spoken). [This message has been edited by samuelk (edited 06-14-2001).]

06-14-2001, 09:49 PM	#29 (permalink)
Sheep Supporting Actor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Toronto,ON,Canada	Steven Segal, in Hard to Kill. The villain is a dirty politician, up for reelection. His catch phrase is "And you can take that to the bank!" The scene, Segal is recovering from a coma, preparing for his revenge against this politican, when a campaign commercial comes on the television. Politician: And you can take that to the bank! Segal (grimacing): Yeah...da blood bank!